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Batman smash puny Hulk

Published October 9, 2009 DC , Marvel 0 Comments
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This Website has been running a pretty funny tournament in which various popular comic book characters face off. It’s now wound down to a face-off between the Hulk and The Batman. All three commentators on the site have come to the same conclusion: Batman kicks the Hulk’s big, green, Gamma-ray ass.

And I agree.

‘But wait,’ you might say if you have a passing familiarity with comic books. ‘The Hunk is one of the strongest, meanest, toughest, most indestructable characters in comics books. Batman is a guy with now powers and a utility belt. How can Batman win a one-on-one, face-to-face batter with the Hulk?’

Simple. He’s Batman. He always wins. There’s a line a comic in which Batman teams up with Green Arrow against a super-strong, street-smart gangster called “Brick.” The gangster tells Batman he has no intention of facing him in one-on-one combat. “You’re the *&#@*! Batman.”

That’s because the Batman always wins.

He’s prepared in advance for this contingency. There’s no way Batman allows himself to get into a fist-fight with the Hulk. He lures him somewhere and springs a trap, where he can knock Hulk unconscious with sedatives or something, then waits for Bruce Banner to make an appearance.

He’s *&#@*! Batman. He WILL find a way to win.

Which is why Batman will always be cooler than the Hulk.

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